But my god
I hope that
I can be
the
last
So I buried
them and let
them hurt me instead.
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yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

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kindahorny:

if it does not pop up on the first page of google, it does not exist

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talaska:

clivedavinci:

talaska:

anonymous secret #17
“i don’t remember how to love myself”

clivedavinci: i do, its why i’m so awesome and confident, its why i’m not like the rest, i don’t just go to bars with other tattooed creeps and find whoever’s suitable for the night, i hold out for someone special, if girls don’t wanna give me a chance, fuck em, there’s 5 billion girls on this planet, and most are all pretty, and most come in waves as young, all you bar whores, enjoy the dick, because its all you have, you’re old and washed up and you can only get average dicks, it becomes your life, and just like anything that steady and monotonous, you grow sick of it, so have fun with your vaginas and spitting out your semens. i love myself, i guess i’m an ego maniac, but really nobody is on my level man, i’ve accomplished so much, i’m like a multi-tasking forrest gump or some shit and everyone isn’t below me, i treat them equally, its just i like to brag and be stupid about it because i think its funny lol, my boss is old fashioned, he probably looked at his facebook once since i made it for him 5 yrs ago, and it was that day he looked at it, but he gets complaints from my mom or some shit and he looked recently and he was like ‘andrew i don’t know what the hell is going on with your myface, you have all these pictures of yourself without your shirt you have like an ego or something’ god you’re so gay, go back to 1960 with your new toaster oven invention and shut up bitch, nikenika where are you, its 10 minutes past you cutiepie

WOW I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS JUST HAPPENED
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shuned:

I love this
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hellonik:

spermat0zoon:

joshuwaa:

the-girl-who-laughed:


A well-tailored tux is to women what lingerie is to men.

Amen.

But a man in lingerie though, js.

A man wearing lingerie under a well-tailored tux though.

welcome to tumblr.

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.